1. If you could live anywhere, where would you live?
Like, geographically? Probably somewhere where it doesn’t go below 50* and doesn’t get above 90*. But, like if I could live anywhere physically, in a lighthouse. Living in a lighthouse would be awesome.
2. Sand or snow?
Can neither be an option? One is cold and the other gets in my pants. Actually, they can both get in my pants. So let’s go with sand because it’s at least not cold.
|I, like Sanka, do not mix well with cold things|
3. What Winter Olympic sport would you rock at?
Curling. I actually have no idea what curling is or how it’s played. But, I’m pretty sure I would do better at that than I would at snowboarding or hockey. They require actual skill.
|It’s funny because it’s the internet, and it’s a cat…|
4. You’re cooking a romantic dinner- what is your go-to dish?
Well first, I look in the fridge and think to myself, “How many of these sauces can I combine and turn into something spectacular?” Then I raid the spice cabinet. Then I just have to find stuff to put it on.
5. Fill in the blank: This year, I gave (your wife/girlfriend/fiance’s name) a ____________________ for Valentine’s Day.
Baby. Seriously. I gave her other stuff, too. Like various dinners, assorted gummy candy that she’s been craving, a fancy-dancy tripod for her camera, and my love. That last bit should be enough, in my opinion.